Jackass 3D Contest Features
News: Yack Piss Water Balloons
the crew gets together with mopeds in a giant muddy pig pen and there armed with yack piss in water balloons starting a starting a yack piss waterballoon fight lol got a ring to it raab himself and novak run into eachother trying to hit eachother in the face with a piss balloon then you cut to bam falling into a mud hole 4 foot deep or so following that knoxville jumps off a moped into the hole with bam to hide from the rest of the crew hitting both bam and knoxville with yack piss water ball...
News: Electric Urinal
Much like when Rabb pee'd on the Electric Fence you Rigg a Urinal, or a Toilet to have a slight Electric charge. Not enough to cause damage but enough that they'll feel it and get a good shock.
News: Crazy Old Poo Men
Basically what you do is go around the street as old people (again) and throw poo at people. but make it look like you just shat yourself and pull it out your pants and just lob it. totally awesome! the stunt involves all the jackass crew and i doesn't have to be real shit but you can if you want. hope to see you guys in hollywood.
News: Airbag Asshole
Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag off. Airbag's explode at over 200 mph, this will send the victim 4 to 5 feet in the air and will feel like someone ripped him a new asshole. Hilarity ensues this will be a classic video, try it out let me know what you think. Then get me on a plane to L.A. I wanna party with you.
News: You're in a pile of shit
Have your friend jump into a pile of shit, but have him think it is mud, then tell him it is actually human feces after he jumps into it.
News: Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice.
Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice. In this game, there are 4 teams of 2. One outside the plastic bubble, one on the inside.
News: Tug a NUDE Luge
Thsi will be a first time for Jackasss. have all the guys nude and next to eachother for the first time. (never a problem , right?) A truck (18 wheeler, maybe smaller) will have all the jackass crew , Nude and tied up with their legs to this truck with a rope. You must have the truck pull all of the naked Jackass' across A HUGE SLIP AND SLIDE, Lubed up with Nothing but K-Y Jelly. After a certian point the rope should be broken and we see whose Jackass body could, Slip and Slide the furthest. ...
News: Super Glue Bikini Wax!
Thats right bitches! We're gonna help Steve-o look good in that banana hammock! I've noticed that sometimes the wax doesn't always stick to the paper so I figure super glue is the way to go!
News: car steal back
to set it up you park a car at a pretty busy car lot during closed hours, set up papers that look similar to the ones in the other, basically make them think that car is theirs to sell. Then duringg open hours, wait till a good crowd is near the set up car, run through, break the window with a brick or whatever you choose and act like your hotwiring it, then take off.
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!!! By: Melissa Barrett
Warning Make sure no one actually calls the cop man because if I ever saw some shit like this going down, shit that would be the first thing I did!!!
News: Bull in a China shop...
Hey guys, I know you guys like to incorporate bulls into some of your movies and shows. I was thinking you guys should act out the old phrase, "like a bull in a china shop". Rent out an old store, fill it with breakable china plates, vases, and maybe all kinds of breakable stuff from Bam's mom April's house. Incorporate some of the Jackass gang trying to avoid the angry bull, and you got yourself quite a mess, with possible injuries.
News: Public Diaper Use
Do you ever go to a baseball game, football game or even the movies and always get up to take a poo or a piss. Well now you don't. How about Knoxville dressing up in old man and wearing a diaper to a game and letting it all out. Meaning taking a s**t and seeing how long people get grossed out by the smell. BETTER YET go into a movie theater were there is no ventilation and see how bad it gets. Or the same time walk into a room smelling like you are or in line and see the reaction by the peopl...
News: "The Egg Roll"
I present you... The Eggroll... Get a human sphere, fill it up with eggs and a poor poor man (as you can see, I choose Preston in my illustration) , and roll it down a hill, onto a ramp and right onto a lake! :)
News: BEANER PACK
HAVE LIKE 90 OF THOSE REAL FLEXIBLE ASIANS DRESSED AS MEXICANS ALL FIT INTO A TINY ASS CAR AND COME OUT IN DOWNTOWN LA
News: poopcorn (The Greatest Thing Ever, hands down)
Stuff popcorn-seeds up someones ass when they're asleep (Like, REALLY asleep) and heat the ass with a lighter or with something else and wait for the popcorn pop in... da ass. Maybe they'll shoot out of there. That'd be so cool...Oh and the 'someone' should have not wiped his ass after taking a dump.
News: THE FAT MENTOS
THE IMAGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!!
News: Electric Suit
get Chris Pontius in a fake interview, but have him (unknowing) wear an electric suit. Every once in a while, press the button to shock the hell out of him. In public it would work best, seeing as how he couldn't escape the suit in front of a crowd of people.
News: Poo Swing
So here in the beautiful Oregon Willamette Valley I drive past a big dairy daily....and many times, they have huge sprinkler thingys that spray liquid manure all over the fields....let me tell you the poo rainbow is quite fancy...So I was thinking....what if you had set up one of those swing rides like they have at the fair...that spin around with lots of swings....and had the boyz ride it through the poo...whilst and at the same time possibly bouncing eachother in their swing chairs.....Than...
News: The Pee Ball Dodge Ball
To start with I added 3 blind folded guys inside a place where they cant escape, Their gonna get hit with balloons filled with pee. The rule of the game is who ever gets to hit them 10 times is the winner, all the fun without the danger.
News: The Electric Toilet Seat
The title basically explains it all, you hook up 2 or 3 electrodes to a toilet seat inside of a port-o-let or some other restroom where the guys visit, place a camera in one of the top corners of the room, or port-o-let, to monitor who's going in, and when they have a seat to drop a deuce, zap them. It would probably be best to wait a while until they get somewhat comfortable enough to drop some cargo. That way, they could spring up from the shock and make a satisfying mess. Thanks you guys, ...
News: The Fart Drink
To prepare for the prank eat some dairy products or beans. Anything that will make you fart. Invite over a group of friends to have some drinks. Have someone be the designated camrea man.
News: sh*t stain laundromat
buy like 3 packages of under ware and everytime you take a poop dont wipe and just wipe with your underware do that with all the underware when your done with doing that take all the underware inside out to the laudry mat and ask for help and when they come to help they see the siddies
News: The Ring of Fire
This works best if you're sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel etc:
News: Jackass 3D Prank Contest Winner Prank
Pick a winner from the mass amounts of contestants. When their flight gets there, have a limo (a real shitty one) pick them up to charter them to a desired location. On the way the Limo driver gets pulled over (fake cop of course) and the Limo driver goes to jail for warrants. The contestant will be left alone until the wrecker service comes to tow the Limo. The wrecker driver then offers the contestant a ride to the destination but he has to make a quick stop first. The wrecker driver asks t...
News: 12 Dayz Of Christmas !!
First Off I Uploaded That Pic, cuz I Rock That Hat Better Then Knoxville Himself ! :D Anyway .... Alright, So maybe not the most "Gnarly" prank ever, but I think it would be f-ing sweet !!
News: Electric Dog Collar Olympics
Five events: 100m dash, long jump, shotput, hurdles and high jump. Each participant has to wear electric dog collars around their various bodily parts, ranging from neck to wrists, ankles and potentially genitalia (for a special elimination round in case of ties or boredom).
News: jackass LA
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News: Jackass In 4D
Hold a free demo of the 3d technology in jackass 3d on the street. However the TV will not be a real TV. It will simply be stunt glass with the jackass logo on it. Or it would be better if you had a freeze frame on the screen of wee man with Preston behind him.
News: New Generation?
The Truth is that the Jackass boys are getting older and are not going to be able to do what they do forever, so why not make a new generation of Jackass? This does not have to happen right now but it would be a great for th future. Personally I would do almost anything that Johnny knoxville has done and there should be a contest or tryouts to see who are the craziest. Critisism is wanted please tell me what you think.
News: Human Birds
The Human Birds! Steps:
News: Viagra Mousetrap
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News: The Devil Toilet seat
You set up a toilet, could be a public toilet, or one at a fair ( it doesnt really matter where as long as people use it ), and play certain pranks when people are on it. When people they sit down they could get electricuted, stuck to the toilet, you put cling film over the toilet, a monter pops up when they lift up the toilet seat, when they flush the toilet poo explodes everywhere. That kind of thing!
News: Johnny and wee man
what I was thinking is johnny gets in his old man mask and has wee man in a ball gag and tied up in a stroller and let people come and see him and when they do have wee man fall out of it and run away.
News: Suck Queen Neck Rape
Ive noticed when Im drunk I SUCK HARD. By that I mean I give some serious hickeys. Not a little romantic pink mouth size thing. Im talkin some major black, blue, purple, red broken blood capillary, teeth included, raping the whole side of a neck type shit. It looks majorly brutal and takes months to go away.
News: Itchy Toilet Seats
We can get some itching powder and go into a local store and put them all on the toilet seats. Then follow the people and watch them flip out..
News: Pickup Truck Baths in the Ritz
Use any kind of pickup truck and fill the truck bed with soapy water. I will be the driver and will pull up to a parking space on a visible spot of Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills near the shopping district. I will be offering $2 baths to the homeless in the back of the truck.Ryan Dunn, Dave, and Ehren will be dressed as bearded homeless guys and walk up to me wanting a bath. They will briefly argue about having to pay because they're homeless but will eventually pay the two bucks, undress down ...
News: Giant Rocket Cart
Get a couple of passed movies, the giant shopping cart and the giant rocket, make a few more of the giant rockets and strap them to the cart. then throw everyone in and launch them of a huge ramp of some sort.
News: Pottie-pee
Train a baby to pee in a pottie in the busiest part of the town. Then taste the 'pee' and see whats the reaction of people.
News: Poo pranks
You get somebody to dress up ( could be a devil ) and go round the city playing pranks on people with poo. For example you could hang outside a public toilet and when somebody comes out follow them with a sign that says something like " Just sh*t). Or you could wait for a car to come out of a car wash and then throw a bucket of a liquidy poo like substance all over the windscreen. Or you could put loads of poo across a sidewalk so people cant past, or get Dave England to poo in different plac...