Jackass 3D Contest Features
News: Bubble Wrap Catapult
Ever seen how far a catapult can throw stuff??????? A LONG WAY.
News: Tacky toilet seat
First make some brownies with laxatives in them. Before you give one to your victim get glue or some kind of adhesive or tacks. Put some on the toilet seat that he/she will be using. Give as many brownies to the victim and watch them get stuck to the toilet seat.
How To: Execute the Human Fly Swat
The Costume All you gotta do is dress up like a fly, go to a zip line place (i know they got'em in California).
News: Celebrity Glory Hole
celebrity glory hole! drill a hole in a cubical in a celebrity gathering
News: magnifying glass
do this all day grab a magnifying glass then burn people all day and they get so mad
News: the trouser snake
this ones for you bam. bam will have to stick a snake in his pants and let it crawl around for at least 2 minutes. Bam can get out of the stunt early if he french kisses knoxville or pontius.
News: scared sh**less
my prank is take some browine mix with some laxatives bake them and give them to your friends, while their eating away go and rig the bathroom door so that way only the person outside the door can lock the person in. then when someone has to crap follow behinde them till they get in the crapper aka bathroom and wait till you hear them going after about 30 seconds have someone grap the snakes and spiders and throw them in the bathroom and turn off the light then quickley lock the door and hear...
News: Travis Barker Kick Drum Warm Up
this is what genius would look like!!!!! Warnings
News: Dunn Gets His Wish
While Ryan Dunn is asleep, send a male stripper into his hotel room. Have him wake up to the stripper giving him lap dances and make it look like he's been partying all night with the guy.
News: trany
have some one go out with a atractive women then go on a date
News: The Trap Door
This is the prank i want to send you guys! ok its going to be called the trap door and what you do is you have to cut out part of a floor and have to flap doors that will go down and underneath it should be like a big pool filled with a bunch of nasty things like cow poop, horse poop, mud, dead bugs, really rotten garbage, vinegar, a bunch of mulch and really bad sewage water! well guys i hope you like it and enjoy it! ive been watching you guys ever since you came out and i hope you like it ...
News: natzie ass
STEP 1: chose member of jackass crew to do this prank (it would be funny to johnny do this its a perfect prank for him)STEP 2: after mber is chosen dress him like adolf hitler and have him stand in a public square or park and pose like hitler did
News: the chesse
see who can eat the most block cheese and keep it down
News: Cop vs Runaway
Dress a jackass like a cop and another like a runaway prisoner. Go to a public place
News: Hot Sauce Enema
Enema filled with Tobasco . . . do it to the crew then make them run a relay race.
News: Donkey Kong for Real!
Make announcement to people there’s a Donkey Kong Competition! People arrive and see a real life set looking like the classic arcade game. (see photo)
News: Electric Urinal
Much like when Rabb pee'd on the Electric Fence you Rigg a Urinal, or a Toilet to have a slight Electric charge. Not enough to cause damage but enough that they'll feel it and get a good shock.
News: Yack Piss Water Balloons
the crew gets together with mopeds in a giant muddy pig pen and there armed with yack piss in water balloons starting a starting a yack piss waterballoon fight lol got a ring to it raab himself and novak run into eachother trying to hit eachother in the face with a piss balloon then you cut to bam falling into a mud hole 4 foot deep or so following that knoxville jumps off a moped into the hole with bam to hide from the rest of the crew hitting both bam and knoxville with yack piss water ball...
News: You're in a pile of shit
Have your friend jump into a pile of shit, but have him think it is mud, then tell him it is actually human feces after he jumps into it.
News: Crazy Old Poo Men
Basically what you do is go around the street as old people (again) and throw poo at people. but make it look like you just shat yourself and pull it out your pants and just lob it. totally awesome! the stunt involves all the jackass crew and i doesn't have to be real shit but you can if you want. hope to see you guys in hollywood.
News: Airbag Asshole
Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag off. Airbag's explode at over 200 mph, this will send the victim 4 to 5 feet in the air and will feel like someone ripped him a new asshole. Hilarity ensues this will be a classic video, try it out let me know what you think. Then get me on a plane to L.A. I wanna party with you.
News: Tug a NUDE Luge
Thsi will be a first time for Jackasss. have all the guys nude and next to eachother for the first time. (never a problem , right?) A truck (18 wheeler, maybe smaller) will have all the jackass crew , Nude and tied up with their legs to this truck with a rope. You must have the truck pull all of the naked Jackass' across A HUGE SLIP AND SLIDE, Lubed up with Nothing but K-Y Jelly. After a certian point the rope should be broken and we see whose Jackass body could, Slip and Slide the furthest. ...
News: Super Glue Bikini Wax!
Thats right bitches! We're gonna help Steve-o look good in that banana hammock! I've noticed that sometimes the wax doesn't always stick to the paper so I figure super glue is the way to go!
News: Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice.
Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice. In this game, there are 4 teams of 2. One outside the plastic bubble, one on the inside.
News: car steal back
to set it up you park a car at a pretty busy car lot during closed hours, set up papers that look similar to the ones in the other, basically make them think that car is theirs to sell. Then duringg open hours, wait till a good crowd is near the set up car, run through, break the window with a brick or whatever you choose and act like your hotwiring it, then take off.
News: "The Egg Roll"
I present you... The Eggroll... Get a human sphere, fill it up with eggs and a poor poor man (as you can see, I choose Preston in my illustration) , and roll it down a hill, onto a ramp and right onto a lake! :)
News: Bull in a China shop...
Hey guys, I know you guys like to incorporate bulls into some of your movies and shows. I was thinking you guys should act out the old phrase, "like a bull in a china shop". Rent out an old store, fill it with breakable china plates, vases, and maybe all kinds of breakable stuff from Bam's mom April's house. Incorporate some of the Jackass gang trying to avoid the angry bull, and you got yourself quite a mess, with possible injuries.
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!!! By: Melissa Barrett
Warning Make sure no one actually calls the cop man because if I ever saw some shit like this going down, shit that would be the first thing I did!!!
News: Public Diaper Use
Do you ever go to a baseball game, football game or even the movies and always get up to take a poo or a piss. Well now you don't. How about Knoxville dressing up in old man and wearing a diaper to a game and letting it all out. Meaning taking a s**t and seeing how long people get grossed out by the smell. BETTER YET go into a movie theater were there is no ventilation and see how bad it gets. Or the same time walk into a room smelling like you are or in line and see the reaction by the peopl...
News: THE FAT MENTOS
THE IMAGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!!
News: poopcorn (The Greatest Thing Ever, hands down)
Stuff popcorn-seeds up someones ass when they're asleep (Like, REALLY asleep) and heat the ass with a lighter or with something else and wait for the popcorn pop in... da ass. Maybe they'll shoot out of there. That'd be so cool...Oh and the 'someone' should have not wiped his ass after taking a dump.
News: BEANER PACK
HAVE LIKE 90 OF THOSE REAL FLEXIBLE ASIANS DRESSED AS MEXICANS ALL FIT INTO A TINY ASS CAR AND COME OUT IN DOWNTOWN LA
News: Electric Suit
get Chris Pontius in a fake interview, but have him (unknowing) wear an electric suit. Every once in a while, press the button to shock the hell out of him. In public it would work best, seeing as how he couldn't escape the suit in front of a crowd of people.
News: Poo Swing
So here in the beautiful Oregon Willamette Valley I drive past a big dairy daily....and many times, they have huge sprinkler thingys that spray liquid manure all over the fields....let me tell you the poo rainbow is quite fancy...So I was thinking....what if you had set up one of those swing rides like they have at the fair...that spin around with lots of swings....and had the boyz ride it through the poo...whilst and at the same time possibly bouncing eachother in their swing chairs.....Than...
News: The Electric Toilet Seat
The title basically explains it all, you hook up 2 or 3 electrodes to a toilet seat inside of a port-o-let or some other restroom where the guys visit, place a camera in one of the top corners of the room, or port-o-let, to monitor who's going in, and when they have a seat to drop a deuce, zap them. It would probably be best to wait a while until they get somewhat comfortable enough to drop some cargo. That way, they could spring up from the shock and make a satisfying mess. Thanks you guys, ...
News: The Fart Drink
To prepare for the prank eat some dairy products or beans. Anything that will make you fart. Invite over a group of friends to have some drinks. Have someone be the designated camrea man.
News: The Pee Ball Dodge Ball
To start with I added 3 blind folded guys inside a place where they cant escape, Their gonna get hit with balloons filled with pee. The rule of the game is who ever gets to hit them 10 times is the winner, all the fun without the danger.
News: sh*t stain laundromat
buy like 3 packages of under ware and everytime you take a poop dont wipe and just wipe with your underware do that with all the underware when your done with doing that take all the underware inside out to the laudry mat and ask for help and when they come to help they see the siddies
News: 12 Dayz Of Christmas !!
First Off I Uploaded That Pic, cuz I Rock That Hat Better Then Knoxville Himself ! :D Anyway .... Alright, So maybe not the most "Gnarly" prank ever, but I think it would be f-ing sweet !!
News: Electric Dog Collar Olympics
Five events: 100m dash, long jump, shotput, hurdles and high jump. Each participant has to wear electric dog collars around their various bodily parts, ranging from neck to wrists, ankles and potentially genitalia (for a special elimination round in case of ties or boredom).