Buy empty paint ball shells
Fill the empty shells with sperm..From friends, or from a sperm bank.
Tell the mark you are filming a skit where he is trying to hide from you, thus giving him no weapon to fire.
Shoot friend with the semen filled paintballs and tell him after..... Paint from your balls.
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