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News: Butt room

ok what you you is you go to public restroom like mall and go to the urnals and pull your paints all the way down so when people go to the restroom the first thing people will see is your ass hanging out. people will laugh and while someone is in there hum a song

News: Blimp Dick

Blimp dick. Its basically a giant penis blimp. Make a blimp or something shaped like a giant dick and let it go in the sky. Also, have little balloons shaped like sperm coming out of the tip of it. Try to fly it when theres a baseball or football game going on. Just imagine everyone sitting there watching the game and then all of a sudden a big dick blimp flys overhead and sperm starts coming out of it. You know it will get on the news and stuff. Imagine them showing a clip of it. It'll proba...

News: Fireman Fridge, microwave, and door/Johnny the fireman

"Fireman Fridge" You guys should get one of the really powerfull hoses that the fire department uses and when someone goes to open a fridge (that they don't know is rigged with a hole cut in the back of it), someone should turn the hose on and mow down the person/people outside of the fridge with the hose, it would be totally unexpected. You can even hallow out the inside of a fridge and have one of the cast members stand inside of it with a firefighter suit on and spray the victim down.And. ...

News: Dumb suiside

the first thing you do is get a dummy and go on a high bulding and tape a little speeker on the dummy and through him off screaming into the mic so people will think its real it will be so funny and make sure some of the guys are down there so no one down there will get hit.

News: the nut cracker

its just like in the giant hand prank but you have a plastic or real fist hidden on the ground (under a small sheet of paper or under a rug) call your friend over and you hit a button then with force the fist would come up and hit them in the nuts.

News: Branding joust

My idea is kind of a mix of 2 things jackass have done before, you can use a bike or horses and have a brander like the one that was used on bam margera in the last movie and two of you or more will go against each other jousting.

News: Human Cage

So check this out. Have Johnny Knoxville dressed up in his old man costume with a cage covered by a sheat. The joke is that Wee-Man will be in the cage but nobody will know it. When Johnny Knoxville walks into a store with a bunch of tourists, Wee-man has to start hitting the cage and then the sheet gets knocked off and wee-man finds a way to get out of the cage. As soon as he gets outhave him run all around the store. He should wear a thong to make it funnier. It would be good to go into a f...

News: Paintball Blast

The title of this prank doesn't really tell everything about it. So here it is. Imagine Johnny Knoxville walking down the road among dozens of other pedestrains. Have police sirens blaring in the backround. Have a white van speeding hen come to a screeching halt. Have Bam margera, Steve-o, and Wee-Man jump out with paintball guns and start firing them at Johnny Knoxville. While all this is happening, Preston and Chris Pontius should be on the roof of a building bombing him with balloons fille...

News: Werewolf Prank Gone Bad

So... This is a prank on a prank. The first prank involves everyone getting drunk one night and drugging the "victim" (say a friend of a friend, because any jackass member would know it's a prank) to the point of unconsciousness, tearing portions of their clothes and leaving them covered in fake blood in the middle of the forest surrounded by fake dead animals (humans preferably). Thick Werewolf type hair could be stuck to the blood against their skin to imply that they were turned on that fu...

News: Low End Necklace

The Jackass crew are now jewelers. In this idea, you would have to get 8 jewels or stones or medallions, gumball size, and a very thick gaudy gold chain. The chain would be divided into 8 parts and cut. All at once, the Jackass guys would each swallow the jewel and their segment of the chain. In a day or so, or sooner with the help of laxatives, each guy would poop out the stone and the piece of the chain. As soon as all of the parts and pieces have been recovered from each guys poop, the cha...

News: The Stool Jewel

This is very simple but would take a little time. Get a stone or cubic zirconia or jewel of some sort about the size of a gum ball . . . start with one member of the Jackass crew swallowing it and waits until it passes through their system and then they poop it out. When they poop it out, it gets washed off and cleaned and then another Jackass guy does the same thing and then poops it out, and then the next guy and the next guy until every dude in Jackass has swallowed it and pooped it out. T...

News: Grandma's Will

Basically, Buddy and his Grandma are out to lunch. When she doesn't finish her sentence halfway through their talk, she starts to get a little drowsy, seemingly. She is, in fact, dead. Buddy tries to wake her up, quietly at first, then a little louder. After holding her hand and weeping (hopefully, if done correctly, people should be catching on and feeling heartbroken) silently, Buddy feels her rather expensive ring, and also her other jewelry. In a hurry, Buddy grabs her ring and pockets it...

News: port-a-john

So I had a couple ideas. 1. Take a port-a-potty and when somebody goes in lock them in, then roll it around a lil bit let them get nice and dirty, then put it on a truck, drive them to a mall put the port-a-potty in the middle of a crowd and unlock it.

News: zipper crapper

since zipper rides have wide seats either connect two porta johns or find a "doublewide" 2 seater crapper. if you can get away with using just one crapper, cool. mount all safety harnesses and mount the the crapper in the ride mounts. have the guys fill the crapper/s up and have someone take the ride if you dont fill them with crap at least use the blue water or chocolate pudding

News: The Psnowman Cometh

A male bar patron needs to relieve himself so he walks into the bar's bathroom. A couple of his buddies follow along with him. The urinal is a long, white, bathtub, sitting on the floor horizontally that is filled with ice. The patron starts to unzip his pants to urinate and an evil faced snowman pops up from underneath the ice and roars at the patron. The patron screams and urinates on himself. His buddies laugh hysterically.

News: Party Boy Parade!!!

Get Chris and about 100 other guys dressed up in tear away clothes waking down the street. Have someone (wee-man) run up with a boom-box and start playing it. The party boys start bobbing their heads and then Chris yells "I feel like partying! How about you guys?" THey all rip off their clothes and start partying down the street.

News: Where's The CRASH

This prank has to be where people walk all the time.... You start off by putting portable or wireless speakers that would play a playback of car tires skidding on the ground, in cylinder shaped trash cans right by a busy street full of cars and where a lot of spectators would walk or cross. Then step away and wait for a group of people or an individual to walk by the trash cans, then play the sound and watch everybody suddenly run or jump, expecting a car to crash somewhere....It's funny beca...

News: Airport mayhem

Disguise yourself how ever you like. Go to an airport. Have your suitcase full of fake illegal items such as powder (drugs), crushed up leaves (weed), guns and Knives dynamite make sure everything looks as real as possible and also something metal to set off the detector (so they search your bag).

News: Mentos bath & shower

The Jackass gang are standing nude in a large container filled several thousand Mentos (mint only) candy pieces. A group guys with 5 gallon buckets filled Diet Coke simultaneously pour into the Mentos candies box; causing an massive eruption. It is possible the force could propel the guys out of the box, especially Wee-Man.As a possible backup Plan B option, instead of Mentos, rock salt is used instead, as it is said rock salt is more porous and hence provides even more nucleation sites per a...

News: Jackass Versus The "Volcano"

The Jackass cast are placed in a large plexiglass container. Nudity is optional. They are then filled-up in baking soda to their chest. Then a Big Dump Truck or Tanker truck or at least a whole bunch of dudes with open drum barrels filled with white vinegar are dumped into the baking soda filled big-box. A huge volatile mixture fizz takes place. In the end. it will look like a gigantic ejaculation has taken place!!

News: Steel Cage Bull-only match

The Jackass boys are put in large steel cage 15 to 20 feet high; wrestling ring optional. They are soon joined by a mean young bull weighing in the 500-750 pounds. (We don't want too large 2000 lb of a bull that does not have much room too maneuver & we dont want to make thanks too dangerous now do we!)The goal of this prank: The boys have to either climb out of the cage or use a very large step latter to get out. But there is a catch: to keep the boys from immediately climbing out of the cag...

News: search n destroy

first pick your mark...preston would be perfect for this first..get one of your paintball guns n attach a gps to the side of it...type in his location...and BLAMM hahaharepeat wit others such as dunn...knoxville...ect. ect.or create a lil "blind" you can camp in wit paintball gun... while said people come into a perticular buildin everyone frequentsthey be like what the fuck?!? hahaha -RaVeN

News: Chelsea, Chelsea, Gang-Bang

Working in cahoots with the producers of E! channel's 'Chelsea Lately'; the entire Jackass gang & myself secretly come to a taping of Chelsea Handler's show. Whiles she is doing the show with her round table guests, the producers kick in the 'Party Boy' song over the sound system & we all suddenly run onstage live NUDE and we surround her and start doing a Rockette-style line dance or whatever musical moves we choose. Mayhem ensues. After several moments of shear debauchery, at the conclusion...

News: F#*K Jeff Tremaine!

For those who were creeped out by the Knoxville mannequin, well now i've outdone myself! Just like Jackass has taken their game to a whole new level with 3D, i've taken mine to a new level...the Jeff Tremaine sex doll! Though I can't take full credit for this doozy, because Mr. Julien Nitzberg(genius behind The Wild Whites of West Virginia) came up with the idea. He suggested I make one, and he would hand deliver it to Mr. Knoxville himself(for reasons only to be kept secret).

News: wrap your brains around this one.

alright so my dumb friends and I were sitting just bullshitting and came up with an idea for a gnar prank. if ya got balls though, this shit might get your ass killed. we want you guys to skydive down and land in a state correctional facilities' outdoor recreational area, and upon landing tell the people that you missed your target and then see what happens.or just make up something crazy to say like. HEY! am I in Mexico did I make it?anyway let me know what you think if ya got time. peace ou...

News: car fight freaking madness

get into a car and wait at a red light, while the person behind you is also in a car , bt he is in on the stunt as well, then when the light turns green do not go, stay there and wait, then have the person behind you get out and go freaking crazy and then you get out and fight each other all over the place, then when the fight is over shake hands and get in opposite cars, then drive away!

News: Can't Take The Heat

Put a group or a small number of people in sauna, make sure it's nice and warm. Then open up the door and spray pepper spray(Fox Brand) in the eyes and bodies of the people inside. The heat will increase the pain of the pepper spray, after they snot and hack and gag on it for a few minutes, let them out towards a shower or with a shower in close proximity, they will automatically go jump in the shower due to them thinking it will take off the pepper spray, but it as well as the heat will incr...

News: The Shock Maze

Make a maze out of invisible dog fence. Have a bunch of people wear many collars on their bodies and tell them they need to navigate their way to the end of the maze. They can see the end of the maze, but if they take the wrong path, they will get shocked. Also either have them wear the barking dog shock collars so that if they leave the boundary they will scream and keep getting shocked until they return to the maze path, or have another method to get them to return inside the boundaries. Bu...